Product Label: Bear It Spray
Melancholy does not hibernate. It can attack any time, any place. Thankfully, there's Bear It Spray. Be alert, be ready.
Carter and Kafka
“A strong nation,
like a strong person,
can afford to be gentle,
firm, thoughtful, and
restrained. It can afford
to extend a helping
hand to others. It is
a weak nation, like a
weak person, that must
behave with bluster and
boasting and rashness and
other signs of insecurity.”
- Jimmy Carter
“Germany invades Russia.
Swimming in the afternoon.”
- Franz Kafka, diary entry
Drawing by Franz Kafka.
Given the current political and environmental climate, you should probably sell Bear It Spray in bulk at Costco.