Poems: Too Much, Junk Mail
These poems are junk, but it's good to despair and get them out of my hair.
Too Much
Too much, too much e-spam stuff.
The onslaught endless, relentless.
Inundated is understated. Enough!
Step back, Jack! Can’t hack all the
junk attaching to me, barnacles
braying, “Hey! Hey you! Yo, Mac,
over here! Look at me!” Leeches
sucking my time, distracting me
from doing God knows what but
something other than paying heed
to greed. Yet, unplug or turn away
I can’t. It feels good to be needed.
Junk Mail
Warning
This is disturbing
You won’t believe this
I just wanted to reach out
I wanted to reach out and say
I wanted to reach out again today
I eagerly await your positive response
Thank you for exploitation our services new
But if you’re overweight this news will rock you
Ready to lock in your future, take flight in your career
You deserve laundry appliances that work hard as you do
You do deserve to enjoy your dreams come true
In case you missed my previous email
Let us help you wander wisely
I wanted to reach out nice
In case you may have
In case you may
In case you
In the event you
Perhaps you missed
Don’t be misinformed
This will be my last attempt
You will be pleased to understand
You are among a select group invited to
Protect your gutters now before it’s too late
I hope you don’t have acne, but in case you do
Our best-selling stun device is now back in stock
I am real father of financial capital heirloom business
What happened is I got flavor of what moneymaking is
We can play what we hold on you so you know it is genuine
It is millions of dollars and you become rich like bull gates
I am 59 years old man and I have cancer of the lever
Why have you no responded to this amazing offer
You will learn to see great deal is it not
Just wanted to request again
Yes, I am a real human
You are a perfect fit
Stop being hot
Just let me know
Just want you to know
You don’t want to miss this
The fat on your tummy will melt away
Thank you very much and please stay safe
I am real human unless a simulation of course
You are dead and received inheritance
I look forward to your reply
Sorry to say goodbye
Hi again
So many of those junk mail lines sounded so familiar! Both are great!
It is by definition not spam if you look forward to receiving it. Ergo, Words from Vandel is not spam!
Thanks for another enjoyable edition.