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Shit, yeah,
I’ll admit I usually
make a New Year’s resolution
or two just to give myself something to do,
like in 2022 when I resolved to cuss more, dammit,
the idea being that swearing is good for you, any asshole knows that,
as it can relieve stress and reduce inflammation in your daily life.
Venting is important, too, or your system could blow.
Although, I’m not a natural-born cusser
(it’s not my goddamn default),
I’ve been working on it,
getting it out,
cursing
day and night,
drawing odd looks from
grocery checkers and Post Office
clerks when I pay and say thanks a fuckin’ lot,
and Jesus F. Christ, I do feel better, damn right.
As for 2023, my only resolution is to
smile and laugh more and make
it a helluva year.
Cheers!