Buffalo Jump
You don’t have to imbibe to see incredible sights out here, but it helps.
Opting to have a cool one on a parched afternoon can lead you
into dens like the Old Faithful Bar in Gallatin Gateway,
where this imbiber saw a buffalo dive into
a beer glass and quaff it down
without spilling
a drop.
Truly
spectacular.
Olympian. Carnivalesque.
Who knew the beast possessed
such astonishing athletic prowess?
Some do. Those Neanderthal fools in
Yellowstone know. The ones seen in videos
who left the path of common sense and felt the
breath and wrath of a bull as they were flung
in the air like a bean bag, such as the
raggedy Ann who was declothed
of her skinny jeans,
a bison trotting
off with
her
distressed
denims dangling
from a horn. She knows.
She and all the other halfwits
who had no clue until off they flew,
they know to the bone what the beast
can do. But when they get home,
it’s not Montana or the buffalo
they gush about, but the
look-at-me lame video.
Million views, bro!
Is that whack
or no?!